Shittypedia
THE ALMANAC OF HUMAN FOLLY
Anonymous field recordings of the human condition, in transit.
“Of course I read the terms and conditions. I’m in them.”
bus, line 27“My diet starts Monday. Not this Monday. A Monday.”
supermarket queue“I put it somewhere safe. That’s the problem — it’s too safe.”
family dinner“I don’t trust the moon. It’s always following me.”
bus, Madrid“No, February has 30 days on leap years. That’s why they’re called that.”
office kitchen“I’m not superstitious. I’m just careful around ladders, mirrors, cats, and Tuesdays.”
family dinner“The Wi-Fi is slow because it’s raining on the internet.”
train, somewhere“I speak three languages: my own, loud, and slow.”
airport gate“It’s not lost. It’s in the house. The house knows where it is.”
hallway, allegedlyAll quotes overheard in good faith. The bus may have been metaphorical. No names, no workplaces, no descriptions — the village keeps its idiots anonymous, because it’s all of us on different days.
What was said matters. Who said it never does — and we’ll keep it that way.
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