HEARD ON THE BUS // “I don’t trust the moon. It’s always following me.” — bus, Madrid ✦ “No, February has 30 days on leap years. That’s why they’re called that.” — office kitchen ✦ “I’m not superstitious. I’m just careful around ladders, mirrors, cats, and Tuesdays.” — family dinner ✦ “The Wi-Fi is slow because it’s raining on the internet.” — train, somewhere ✦ SUBMIT YOURS — THE DONKEY IS LISTENING